Vent

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Listen, difficult, rude, pre-paid dial-up customer. Attempting to resolve your piddly issue via email has been frustrating, aggravating and entirely pointless. You won't listen to what we tell you because you're a 'systems analyst programmer' whatever the fuck that is supposed to be. You program system analysts? Yeah, whatever. I'm sure a big tech like you really really requires a good, solid connection so you went with the obvious choice: pre-paid dial.

After four emails and no progress, do you really think that threatening to close your account is going to make any difference whatsoever to this process? Close your account? You're fucking prepaid! You could just not top up your account and have a free email address! Here's a fucking clue you fuckprig, if you stop paying us WE DON'T FUCKING NOTICE.

OMG PLEEZ DONT LEEV US WE WUV YOOOOOO

ass

Comments

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I PAY FOR THIS SERVICE SO I PAY YOUR WAGES IF YOU DON'T HELP ME I'LL COMPLAIN TO YOUR SUPERVISOR AND YOU WILL BE FIRED

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

If we weren't on different continents I might have thought it was the same guy. Same thing - bad phone line. We run through modem shit we know isn't going to work and he constantly complains that it "must be our servers because he has no issue when he takes his laptop to work and its the same modem so this modem stuff is useless and I pay my money blah blah blah"

Explaining that it is the phone line seems to bypass his tiny brain. I hope he's only programming low-level system's analysts..

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

Just be glad you don't have to deal with people using radiophones. There's a lot of voodoo involved in getting the connection stable...

I usually drop their connection speed and hope they don't mind :)

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

well... i LOVE beeing in ENTERPRISE support.
oh.. you knew there is an "Jean-Luc Piccard" in our Team ? *LOL* Hey! NO JOKE! :)
it DOES sound strange when you call in here and he picks the phone,
"***** Enterprise Support, Jean-Luc Piccard speaking. how may i help you ?"

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

God. I'm glad I don't work there. I wouldn't be able to stop myself screaming with laughter and saying, "She cannae take any more Captain!" (I know, different series, but it fits).

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

well.. we had the joke once:
we took an flute to work. and once he entered an co-worker made that 'captain-on-bridge' sound on the flute, everyone stood up and and someone said, "Captain on bridge!"

[brotherflounder]

*cleans coke off monitor*

That is hilarious.