Listen, difficult, rude, pre-paid dial-up customer. Attempting to resolve your piddly issue via email has been frustrating, aggravating and entirely pointless. You won't listen to what we tell you because you're a 'systems analyst programmer' whatever the fuck that is supposed to be. You program system analysts? Yeah, whatever. I'm sure a big tech like you really really requires a good, solid connection so you went with the obvious choice: pre-paid dial.
After four emails and no progress, do you really think that threatening to close your account is going to make any difference whatsoever to this process? Close your account? You're fucking prepaid! You could just not top up your account and have a free email address! Here's a fucking clue you fuckprig, if you stop paying us WE DON'T FUCKING NOTICE.
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After four emails and no progress, do you really think that threatening to close your account is going to make any difference whatsoever to this process? Close your account? You're fucking prepaid! You could just not top up your account and have a free email address! Here's a fucking clue you fuckprig, if you stop paying us WE DON'T FUCKING NOTICE.
OMG PLEEZ DONT LEEV US WE WUV YOOOOOO
ass