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[liquidmercurial.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

COLON IS NOT A TECHNICAL TERM!!!!!!!

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[13dreams.livejournal.com]

Although you could technically use the term while on a call.
With sayings like

Please take your damned attitude and stick it in your colon.

or

If you are so stupid that you can't figure out your left from your right mouse button... you can take the mouse and shove it up your colon.

I also prefer...

Customer : "Yeah.. I'm having problems with my computer and my colon isn't working"
Tech : Sounds like a personal problem to me...If you could take your head out of your ass for a minute... I'm sure everything will return back to normal.