[identity profile] valiskeogh.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
A tech-support nightmare waiting to happen.

i've already emailed this person to tell them that 95% of their page is completely wrong.

valis

Date: 2005-07-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohhjuliet.livejournal.com
And the color scheme makes my eyes want to bleed.

Date: 2005-07-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
oh god....ooooh GAWWWWWWWWWD

I'm suprised she didn't put that chips with more bussess are faster because more data can ride on them....

stealing IPs? That has to be one of the......most excremental explanations of zombie machines I've ever heard...

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asim.livejournal.com
[Wrong Icon on deleted one.]

Please tell me this is a joke.
A fake page.
A farce.
A satire.
...for the Love of God, Goddess, What-The-Hell-Ever, this cannot be real.

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greeklady.livejournal.com
Bejesus, give her a link to www.webopedia.com and tell her to please try again.

And my eyes are bleeding because of all the pink. Damn.

Date: 2005-07-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohhjuliet.livejournal.com
I've nothing against pink in general, I'm kind of a pink, sparkly girl myself... but the urine yellow and red text just HURT.

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agentz.livejournal.com
Man, it has to be a joke, right? For the love of please tell me it's a joke?

Actually, thinking about it, it sounds like something one of our desk staffers would write.

Date: 2005-07-22 05:16 pm (UTC)
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (close stupid tag)
From: [personal profile] chaobell
Forget "PCs for Dummies," this one needs "PCs for Stupid Bastards."

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:D

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ROTFLMAOJFAOUEIGHMDN

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Dude.

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liakela.livejournal.com
TO: valiskeogh
FROM: Judy Patch
Subject: Re: omg?! wtf?!

I M A PRETTY PRETTY PINK PRINCESS AND U CANNOT TELL ME THAT I AM WRONG.

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OMFGWTFBBQAFLAC!11!

Date: 2005-07-22 05:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krrayn.livejournal.com
I NEED MORE BUSSES FOR MY INTERNTS!11 MY FDD DISK DRIVE ISN'T TLAKING TO MY CHIP!!

That's just awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liakela.livejournal.com
OMFGWTFBBQAFLAC


Dude.. reading that outloud makes me laugh.

Thanks!

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anivair.livejournal.com
My favorite part:

Every Hard drive has a unique IP address. An IP address is used by the internet so the governmnet can keep track of you. That way if someone is doing something illegal, such as hacking, the government or police can identify this person by their IP address, simmilar to a cars liscence plate.

Some hackers however, have found ways to steal peoples IP address by using special virusses called trojan horses. Once the hacker has stolen someones IP address, they can use it while hacking to avoid being caught.

stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here.


Wow. I'm just floored.

I never knew that the only reason I have an IP Address is so the government can keep track of me! That's some shit! Alright! i'm calling my ISP (the people who m onitor my busses) and making them get rid of my IP address first thing in the morning!

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Date: 2005-07-22 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kallell.livejournal.com
Please posy her reply later

Date: 2005-07-22 05:48 pm (UTC)
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)
From: [personal profile] chaobell
Seconded. I can't wait to see what she has to say in her defense.

Date: 2005-07-22 06:05 pm (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
I can't add much for the comments that has not already been said...

It's either a joke, or someone trying to act like they know something.

I could pop her brane easily by showing her the IPv6 subnet chart that a friend of min printed on a sheet of E sized plotter paper just for shits. the entirety of IPv4 is on one line, and that comprises some 4,228,250,625 odd unique addresses...

Date: 2005-07-25 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benatwork.livejournal.com
Ooooooooooh. I wanna see!

Date: 2005-07-22 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prozacnation.livejournal.com
Some hackers however, have found ways to steal peoples IP address by using special virusses called trojan horses. Once the hacker has stolen someones IP address, they can use it while hacking to avoid being caught.

stealing IP addresses is illegal and I will not be explaining how to do it here.


Thank God she won't be explaining it here!

Wait. I would like to see her explanation of how to steal in IP address.

O.o

This isn't a joke? I has to be! :-O

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Date: 2005-07-22 06:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
Oh man. "This site is still a working progress."

Note to stupid lady: Homophones are not your friend.

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Date: 2005-07-22 07:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-brickman.livejournal.com
I'm really glad Ms. Patch isn't in this group. I think we'd have her in tears right now!!! I'd seen many pages like this when I was in my 100-level web design course. I just shuddered at the lingo used. HDD Disk Drive, FDD Disk Drive, and the like. Thanks for rekindling the past for me.. I think

Date: 2005-07-22 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ace-brickman.livejournal.com
So... where'd you find this page anyway??

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Date: 2005-07-22 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shifuimam.livejournal.com
Old meme...

and yes, it is a hoax.

Date: 2005-07-23 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 110billion.livejournal.com
All your MHz are belong to stupid end users.

Date: 2005-07-23 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snoopyh42.livejournal.com
You oughta ask her just how to go about stealing IP addresses off of peoples HDD Disk Drives… I'm curious how she does it!

Date: 2005-07-23 04:11 am (UTC)
jjjiii: It's pug! (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjjiii
Way to use Comic Sans to provide that "professional" feel... And hey, they correctly identified a hard drive!

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Date: 2005-07-25 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
Did you get a response yet?

Date: 2005-07-26 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cs-neo.livejournal.com
Umm, can we all agree that anyone who donates to this idiot should receive a firm and resounding thump on the skull?

Especially the one who gave her $25...

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