"in mr slave voice" oh jesus... jesus christ...

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

A tech-support nightmare waiting to happen.

i've already emailed this person to tell them that 95% of their page is completely wrong.

valis

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[ohhjuliet.livejournal.com]

And the color scheme makes my eyes want to bleed.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

oh god....ooooh GAWWWWWWWWWD

I'm suprised she didn't put that chips with more bussess are faster because more data can ride on them....

stealing IPs? That has to be one of the......most excremental explanations of zombie machines I've ever heard...

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

that's next email, lol

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

oh YEAH, that must be... nah... she's just a tard... lol

[asim.livejournal.com]

[Wrong Icon on deleted one.]

Please tell me this is a joke.
A fake page.
A farce.
A satire.
...for the Love of God, Goddess, What-The-Hell-Ever, this cannot be real.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

THEY STOLE THE IP OFF MY HDD DISK DRIVE!

Man, now I'm flashing back to JacobTwo-Two....

Question though: if the IP belongs to the HD, then I own 3IPs in my main machine. Six in my file server About 25 across my LAN. But wait! Do peripheral drives such as FDD Disk Drives (my god, that hurts my BRAIIIN) also have IPS? MY GOD! No wonder we need a new standard! All those goddamn drives, using up all those precious precious IP addresses....

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

that was the first question in my email to this person... "is this a JOKE page!??!"

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

comment take two:

that was the first question in my email to this person... "is this a JOKE page!??!"

[ohhjuliet.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Because who would EVER put those colors together on purpose. hahaha.

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

ooohh, i can sell you one of my hd/dhcp/nat accessories. it allows you to use only one IP address for all of your hard drives!
it's cheap, only 25.99, and small! it's only the size of a cat5 cable gender changer. and looks a hell of a lot like one also!

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Bejesus, give her a link to www.webopedia.com and tell her to please try again.

And my eyes are bleeding because of all the pink. Damn.

[ohhjuliet.livejournal.com]

I've nothing against pink in general, I'm kind of a pink, sparkly girl myself... but the urine yellow and red text just HURT.

[agentz.livejournal.com]

Man, it has to be a joke, right? For the love of please tell me it's a joke?

Actually, thinking about it, it sounds like something one of our desk staffers would write.

[taleya.livejournal.com]

But then I'd have no IP when the greeks stick one of those Trojan Horses on my computer and use it to HACK OTHER PEOPLE!!

As a side note, there's a coworker who refers to dialler dumpers as "Someone's hacking your computer" and any form of spyware as "someone's hacking your computer" And Viral intrusions on firewalls as "Someone's hacking your computer"

We are gradually creeping closer and closer to the day where I pick up a chair and BELT him across the back of the head with it.

(yes, this is the yank I've mentioned in previous rants.)

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

PAIN!!!!

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

there is a time and a place for everything, including pink and yellow, just not TOGETHER

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

It is a personal battle for me against pink. My mother thought that is what every girl should wear. I started wearing black in 5th grade. Needless to say I am a gray haired adult, but still, it is very hard for me to give in to pink.

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

sounds like something I would write, during those occasional sadistic and evil/twisted urges...

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Dude is that Keanu's eyes animated?

[chaobell]

Forget "PCs for Dummies," this one needs "PCs for Stupid Bastards."

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

HA!
*sound of belt across lusers head* SMACK
*luser jumps, rubs head* "DAMN... i think someone's hacking my computer."

[ohhjuliet.livejournal.com]

Pink and yellow together... think Easter.

[liakela.livejournal.com]

TO: valiskeogh
FROM: Judy Patch
Subject: Re: omg?! wtf?!

I M A PRETTY PRETTY PINK PRINCESS AND U CANNOT TELL ME THAT I AM WRONG.

[ohhjuliet.livejournal.com]

If you can't bear the pink, at least embrace the sparkles... ;)

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Oh no I like shiney!