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[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

My VERY FIRST call of the morning, and my co-worker had the privilege of hearing me say this to a customer:


"...and hit enter... The enter key.... On the right side of your keyboard... OK, do you see the backspace key?... the Enter key is about two keys down... Yes, that's it."

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[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

I get that a lot too. Usually it's from people who think that the button is labeled "Return" and have never actually looked at it. Um, sir, you're not still on that Apple ][ you used in first grade.

[infy.livejournal.com]

It IS labelled "Return". As in, if that button is pressed, the computer will automatically package itself up and ship itself to its manufacturer because the customer is too stupid to use it.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Well, it doesn't say "return" on my computer. Hence my use of the phrase "enter key". :D