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User: I cant sign on to your service you have to fix it
Rep is thinking:Oh no I dont you how ever may qualify for a lobotomy

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User: You are charging me for a service I dont use!
Rep is thinking: Okay so your computer signed itself on and spent 4 hours on line looking at porn SURRREEEE!

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User: My dsl isnt working and I want to be refunded for the last two weeks that I have been down
Rep asks: Have you made any changes to your phone service ?
User: Well yah I went from qwest to MCI
Reps thinking: Yah you want credit cuz you screwed up and changed phone companies ?People in hell want Ice water Sh** in one hand want in the other buddy see which fills up first

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User :So where are you at
Reps thinking:Florescent Hell!

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User:So whats the best computer out there now days?
Reps thinking: Why are you trying to over compensate for a short coming else where in your life?

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User:It says Microscopic winders XP
Reps thinking:MY lord how in the hell did you ever get employement with any company when you cant read!