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[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Just a short one:

People need to learn the difference in "upload" and "download".

No, you will not download a file to me later.

Comments

[dr-atheist.livejournal.com]

people also need to learn the difference between downloading a file and burning it to cd
others I have come accross
ftp vs "burst out"
upload vs install
ftp vs email

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Ouch.

Those would seem to win.

[codeman38.livejournal.com]

I've heard far too many people use 'download' to mean 'install'.

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

Hurr hurr, me am using craftey netspeech for send! Me clever!

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

Lets add upload and install.

"No .. you did not upload office to your PC off the CD. You didn't even install it legally, but that is a different matter."

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Yes, let's!

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

I always heard download used for for installing when I was on the Gateway phone. The worst I ever heard was a young ghettoite women refer the the tower as her modem. After I explain the simple difference of the two she said she would have to call back later. I think she knew that trying to use a computer was way out of her league.

[infy.livejournal.com]

GAH! I heard that one today. "Hi, I need help submitting a service request to move my mouse, keyboard, monitor and modem to another desk."

Ooookay.

[prozacnation.livejournal.com]

Yup. I've had the same thing.

Me: "What is the make of your modem? Terayon? Motorola?"

Luser: "It's a compaq 7970."

::blinks - pause::

Me: "No that's your computer."

Luser: "Are you sure?"

Me: "Definitely."

Luser: "Well where is the modem then?"

O.o

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

But my monitor broke, won't I lose all my data? It's not stored in the modem!

[mjkauffman.livejournal.com]

And,
Me: "Do you know what kind of internet you have? Do you know who your Internet Service Provider is?"
Them: "It's Internet Explorer."

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

maybe she remembered she was supposed to be focusing on breathing, and not putting words together.

inhale...

exhale...

in.. shit!

[mjkauffman.livejournal.com]

But if they learn the difference, where will I get my laughs?

=D

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll find them somewhere.

After all, there's so MUCH to laugh about.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

And please please please, TV and radio ads, stop telling people to "log on to" a website that they only need to BROWSE TO, not log on to! And, TV and radio ads, please stop calling those things in a web address "backslashes" just because your ad writers heard the word once and think it is cool.

*sobs*

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

Yes.

The frontslash \ blackslash thing is annoying.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Or they can of course call it a "backsplash," a "blackslash," a "blacksplash," or an "up-to-down."

[infy.livejournal.com]

"But's it NOT a blackslash! I just tried it and it came up in white! Stop lying to me! Just because I'm illiterate when it comes to computers doesn't mean I'm stupid, yannow!"

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Just got a guy who was calling it a "slant".

[thebutler.livejournal.com]

I've managed to confuse people (Americans, generally) by calling it a "stroke".

[axessdenyd.livejournal.com]

It's only confusing because that's not what it's called.

[thebutler.livejournal.com]

It's a dialect thing, I think - I picked it up from the people I worked with in my first tech job, and I've not met anyone over here (UK) who doesn't understand it.

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

All that said, all my browsers auto-magically replace all \'s with /'s in the address bars ... hehehe

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Ah, that wouldn't work too well around here because we need to get to network shares that use the backslashes. But I wish it did!

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

I remember when all the news was talking about how people were illegally downloading music from the 'Napster web site'.

[bassgirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm trying to allow the instance of instigating this converstation!! Why won't it work???"
- spoken by a customer at my web cafe when he clicked on the mailto link and the Outlook Express setup wizard came up. Yes. He was trying to send an email.

[oh-kevin.livejournal.com]

the worst is when people use the word "de-install"

i lose all confidence that they have a clue when i hear that 'word'.


and yes to comment on some of the previous comments... i hate when they say download from the cd...

i'll ask, well did you install the software or download it? "i downloaded it from the disc"...

It people wasting time like that, which causes those hilarious voice mails i get... so at least there is some reward.

[mystii.livejournal.com]

i hate when they use "reboot" when they mean "reformat" or "reinstall". aggh.

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

I downloaded my Microsoft to the internets and now the Trojan Virus won't let me Incredimail!

[110billion.livejournal.com]

"I'll upload you, biatch!"