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Jun. 8th, 2005 12:15 amWhile having a job nice enough to where hold music is my only bad point of the day is cool and all...
I don't like having a job where the only thing I have to be worried about is having to make a call and hearing elephants who've been raised on a diet consisting only of beans and chili while being anally violated by clarinets and yamaha synthesizers from the '80s try to rebel and escape their cruel cruel methane-dependant aurally dead circus masters.
I mean... really. There's not much that makes me want to order a used large rubber crucifix-shaped sex toy on Ebay from some guy in San Francisco named Marcy just so I can experience the relaxing joy of shoving it into my occular cavity, but listening to this does it.
I don't like having a job where the only thing I have to be worried about is having to make a call and hearing elephants who've been raised on a diet consisting only of beans and chili while being anally violated by clarinets and yamaha synthesizers from the '80s try to rebel and escape their cruel cruel methane-dependant aurally dead circus masters.
I mean... really. There's not much that makes me want to order a used large rubber crucifix-shaped sex toy on Ebay from some guy in San Francisco named Marcy just so I can experience the relaxing joy of shoving it into my occular cavity, but listening to this does it.
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Date: 2005-06-08 10:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-08 12:30 pm (UTC)Are you sure it's off-topic? I can't even work out what this post is supposed to be about.
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Date: 2005-06-08 02:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-08 03:44 pm (UTC)We don't need no shtinkin' topic..
Don't worry about it
Date: 2005-06-10 07:12 am (UTC)Off Topic yourself into oblivion, lil' kryten
Re: Don't worry about it
Date: 2005-06-10 03:26 pm (UTC)Re: Don't worry about it
Date: 2005-06-10 09:33 pm (UTC)Re: Don't worry about it
Date: 2005-06-10 09:36 pm (UTC)