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[the-paco.livejournal.com]

While having a job nice enough to where hold music is my only bad point of the day is cool and all...


I don't like having a job where the only thing I have to be worried about is having to make a call and hearing elephants who've been raised on a diet consisting only of beans and chili while being anally violated by clarinets and yamaha synthesizers from the '80s try to rebel and escape their cruel cruel methane-dependant aurally dead circus masters.

I mean... really. There's not much that makes me want to order a used large rubber crucifix-shaped sex toy on Ebay from some guy in San Francisco named Marcy just so I can experience the relaxing joy of shoving it into my occular cavity, but listening to this does it.

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[amplifiedmouse.livejournal.com]

Are you listening to Maroon 5?


When I hear them, I want to do the EXACT same thing...

[tmercenary.livejournal.com]

crucifix-shaped sex toy::
http://www.sfbg.com/37/14/news_holy_orgasm.html

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

oh man, i'm so posting that link in my own journal. i appreciate the laugh. that's so wrong yet so amusing all at the same time. you've just added to just how bizarre and crazy my week has been. =p

*bows before you*

[jcaswell.livejournal.com]

Entirely off topic, but that is truly the best userpic ever.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I agree.

Are you sure it's off-topic? I can't even work out what this post is supposed to be about.

[dysan27.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not alone in that boat.

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

Topic?
We don't need no shtinkin' topic..

Don't worry about it

[ace-brickman.livejournal.com]

You must be new here. This site doesn't have control of mod points, karma, or the nefarious label of "-1, Troll" :-P

Off Topic yourself into oblivion, lil' kryten

Re: Don't worry about it

[jcaswell.livejournal.com]

Heh, I've been here longer than you think....I'm just scared of the flamers! :)

Re: Don't worry about it

[ace-brickman.livejournal.com]

Haha... I'm actually the "new guy" around town.. I just also frequent /. and your previous post sounded like it belonged there. :) I was just trying to be witty.

Re: Don't worry about it

[jcaswell.livejournal.com]

And you succeeded, don't worry. It made me giggle! :)