*Cringe*

May. 2nd, 2005 06:53 pm
[identity profile] ladynisa.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Stole from my friend's LJ. :) I like #4


DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!

2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Date: 2005-05-03 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xdownfornowx.livejournal.com
12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Well, you can aways get your check from the boss, leave your headset and badge in an empty cube, quietly walk away, and never look back. It is the most liberating feeling in the world. Didn't hear from them for like 3 days. It was great.

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