*Cringe*

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Stole from my friend's LJ. :) I like #4


DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!

2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire.

4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.

8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Comments

[methedras.livejournal.com]

8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.


Uhhh why would you be taking your pants off at work? Hah.

[igz00.livejournal.com]

same reason I wear shoes that are easily slipped on and off... comfort duh!

[methedras.livejournal.com]

That was the only thing I figured.

Wear a kilt. Hah.

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.

Heh, I had a friend get fired from Amazon for not wearing pants. When I jokingly commented that it seemed a bit harsh, he informed me that he was past his third warning.

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

for wearing nothing down there, or jsut for wearing kilts?

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

My impression was that he just took off his pants. I'm guessing boxers, but I'm really not that intimate with him.

[tmercenary.livejournal.com]

http://www.utilikilts.com/

[igz00.livejournal.com]

hahaha, thats great!

[xdownfornowx.livejournal.com]

12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

Well, you can aways get your check from the boss, leave your headset and badge in an empty cube, quietly walk away, and never look back. It is the most liberating feeling in the world. Didn't hear from them for like 3 days. It was great.

[jecook]

eww, and ewwwwwww.

Granted, when I compute at home I'm usualy in my skivies (or less), but I always keep my clothing on and buttoned up at work, even if I have my office door closed, locked, and the lights in "privacy" mode (ie, the overheads turned off and the floor lamp turned on).

[jecook]

7A: Men can't adjust their under clothing either. (Flames to div/null, please.)

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Doesn't quit work as well for men as I've been in this situation myself. Standing up, stretching during that long call. Absent-mindedly adjsuting my bra strap, then looking out of my cube and realizing that every guy there who is over the age of 21 and still a virgin has that slightly drooling look in their eyes. yeah. color me uncomfortable.

[sigurther.livejournal.com]

Please. Don't feel bad. You've probably just made their millenium.

[tmercenary.livejournal.com]

Good quality kilts. If you are ever in Seattle, you can go to the shop and have one taylor fitted.

It's real fun, because you get to walk around the store with your pants off for a little while.