techrecovery | Help Desk HELL updated!

Help Desk HELL has been updated with a new batch of calls.
NOW i know why i have waited so long to go through these things... UGH... it's like reliving a nightmare...
ANYWAY, here are SOME of the latest calls added, GO TO THE SITE (and click on some damned advertiser links) TO SEE THE REST! And yes, click on the "clueless luser stories" page, and some of your very graciously donated anecdotes are there, if you want me to change anything on that page, OR ADD MORE STUFF, just leave a comment. email me or leave a comment if you have a story you want to contributed! and i LOVE real calls!!!! email them to me and i'll edit out identifying info, or you can do it, whichever!

Added April 13th 2005
When you point out that the users are idiots, even nicely, they still hate you (272k) After as politely as possible demonstrating to her that YES, when the computer says "bad username or password" you are in fact using a BAD username or password, she decides that "she doesn't appreciate the hatefullness" and will call back later. Naturally, i'm heartbroken. This supposedly mentally sound lady does worse than the retarded gentelman (1.3meg) I tell her to restart her MODEM. She restarts her COMPUTER. When i point out that she needs to reboot the MODEM as i had INSTRUCTED her, she decideds to call me a smartass. ME!!! A SMARTASS! yup, i'm just as shocked and suprised as you are. Now you're on my website! Eat that bitch! User doesn't want to be DEFILED by Cheating House Wife Pron spam (1.2 meg) WOW, this is a DOOOZY call. We have alot of mega religious types here in the south, and some of them get on the net. And suprise suprise, some of them get PORN SPAM! OMG OMG OMG!! This guy thinks he's going to go to hell for just viewing the stuff before he deletes it. Best part here? He tells the story about how he reponded BACK to porn spam with SCRIPTURES. And then claims that they sent him a virus that was STRAIGHT FROM HELL!! Better just delete it next time dood... This is one of those ones you just know is going to be good (388k) "What is the C n n dot com?" Well... lady... if you dont know what CNN is... i dont think that you'll remember it in five minutes if i tell you now... MY COMPUTER WONT LET ME!!! (603K) If you are new to Internet Tech Support you dont know this yet, but there are THOUSANDS of computers out there that just get SOME kind of BUG up their ass and decide to NOT LET their users DO certain things. I constantly get calls like this... MY COMPUTER WONT LET ME insert random thing that the user is either doing just plain wrong, that they have broken, or that computers just dont do ANYWAY like say... start their car for them. In this case, the computer wouldn't LET HER turn it off. Since i'm the UBER tech i am, i know the fix for this. UNPLUG IT TARD.

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