Excerpt from my last call -- and no, unfortunately, it wasn't a joke. The customer was so upset I had to get a supervisor.
cu - What do you MEAN I have to have a computer to get dsl service?
Me - Because dsl is used to surf the internet. To access the internet, you need a computer.
cu - Well where is mine?
Me - You don't have one, you just told me so. You will need to go buy one.
cu - But . . . but . . . you guys sent me a modem! Where is my computer if I *really* need one of those to use the dsl?!?!?!
Me - because we don't make and sell computers, we make dsl modems and sell dsl service.
cu - Well no one explained this to me when I was ordering this!!! Why didn't they ask me?!?!?!
Me - Well, sir, they probably assumed since YOU called THEM and ASKED to be signed up for the service, that you already had a computer.
cu - Well why would they do something braindead like that?!?!?!
cu - What do you MEAN I have to have a computer to get dsl service?
Me - Because dsl is used to surf the internet. To access the internet, you need a computer.
cu - Well where is mine?
Me - You don't have one, you just told me so. You will need to go buy one.
cu - But . . . but . . . you guys sent me a modem! Where is my computer if I *really* need one of those to use the dsl?!?!?!
Me - because we don't make and sell computers, we make dsl modems and sell dsl service.
cu - Well no one explained this to me when I was ordering this!!! Why didn't they ask me?!?!?!
Me - Well, sir, they probably assumed since YOU called THEM and ASKED to be signed up for the service, that you already had a computer.
cu - Well why would they do something braindead like that?!?!?!
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Date: 2005-01-21 10:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-21 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-21 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-22 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-22 02:43 am (UTC)That PC will be laden with spyware, adware and viruses faster than you can say "ActiveX".
Some people aren't meant to use computers.
(They should get a Mac...)
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Date: 2005-01-22 02:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-22 07:28 am (UTC)We had a cusotmer complain her DSL wasn't working
She had no phone line
Her PC was still in the packaging box she'd ordered it from Dell
AND SHE NEVER FUCKING ORDERED DSL!
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Date: 2005-01-22 12:08 pm (UTC)Oh. My. God.
You made my users look like Einstein.....