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[nyquilusa.livejournal.com]

A customer just called to ask for our mail server information because he is setting up "McAfee Sperm Killer."

The things I wanted to say...

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[zercool.livejournal.com]

You hadn't heard? McAfee is teaming up with Durex to defeat Trojans...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

That is such a scary thought.. I hate spam washers, all they do is cause problems for me.

Mcafee Sperm Killer?

"I'm trying to come but its not doing anything! It says 'Your scrotum is unable to open port penis, please check your security and try again'! What do I do?"