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[nyquilusa.livejournal.com]

A customer just called to ask for our mail server information because he is setting up "McAfee Sperm Killer."

The things I wanted to say...

Comments

[zercool.livejournal.com]

You hadn't heard? McAfee is teaming up with Durex to defeat Trojans...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

That is such a scary thought.. I hate spam washers, all they do is cause problems for me.

Mcafee Sperm Killer?

"I'm trying to come but its not doing anything! It says 'Your scrotum is unable to open port penis, please check your security and try again'! What do I do?"

[jazzmasterson.livejournal.com]

*blink*

I think that just put my brain into paralysis. It wants to come up with the funny, but it's just sitting there with the spinning beachball because there are just too many options....

[carrie2004.livejournal.com]

LOL.Thank you!That's the first laugh I've had all day. :)

heh

[lynbug.livejournal.com]

It's even more fun when they're like "I HAVE S N M INTERNET, AND I NEED THE SPERM KILLER"