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Nov. 10th, 2004 04:21 pmI work as a tech for a chain of healthcare clinics. Just got assigned this ticket:
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Client: POOR LUSER
Category: Hardware
Call Type: Keyboard
Problem: Needs a new keyboard because a baby pooped all over the one they have. In exam room 130.
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I shit you not.
*headdesk*
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Client: POOR LUSER
Category: Hardware
Call Type: Keyboard
Problem: Needs a new keyboard because a baby pooped all over the one they have. In exam room 130.
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I shit you not.
*headdesk*
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Date: 2004-11-10 02:25 pm (UTC)::ducks::
Seriously, tell them that you don't want the keyboard back.
Hope it's not for a terminal or something. that would really suck.
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Date: 2004-11-10 02:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-10 02:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-11-10 04:05 pm (UTC)"HURRY, HOLD HIM OVER THE KEYBOARD!"
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Date: 2004-11-10 04:14 pm (UTC)No, the baby did that for you. ;)
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Date: 2004-11-10 04:59 pm (UTC)At least...
Date: 2004-11-11 07:45 am (UTC)Hardy har har....yuck.
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Date: 2004-11-17 07:35 am (UTC)Kleenex has been dispensed and is on route to your location.