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[verata.livejournal.com]

I work as a tech for a chain of healthcare clinics. Just got assigned this ticket:

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Client: POOR LUSER
Category: Hardware
Call Type: Keyboard
Problem: Needs a new keyboard because a baby pooped all over the one they have. In exam room 130.
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I shit you not.

*headdesk*

Comments

[jecook]

wow, what a crappy thing to do!

::ducks::

Seriously, tell them that you don't want the keyboard back.

Hope it's not for a terminal or something. that would really suck.

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

You shit us not, baby shits them so.

[nachoha.livejournal.com]

I hereby promise to not complain about a single call I get on friday, blech...

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

"uh oh, i think the baby is going to poop!"
"HURRY, HOLD HIM OVER THE KEYBOARD!"

[powerof3.livejournal.com]

I shit you not.

No, the baby did that for you. ;)

[glennarbor.livejournal.com]

wtg baby! shit on the lusers keyboard! That story made my day so far.

At least...

[anotheritcrisis.livejournal.com]

They didn't try to clean it out with a can of air...that'd be, well, downright shitty of them.

Hardy har har....yuck.

[kerberos.livejournal.com]

Replacement Keyboard unavailable.
Kleenex has been dispensed and is on route to your location.