Since work is a little slow, I thought I'd share this one from the archives. At the time, one side of A4 printout cost 3 pence (about 5 cents)...
Dear Support,
I have printed out a 10 pages paper at around 11:00, but the printout was
taken by someone.
I would like to know:
i) How can I claim that lost formally.
ii) How can I catch the thief (I am serious, I will call the police if I am
not satisfied)
iii) Can you suggest any ways that I could get my printout back before I go
any further ?
Best Regards,
xxxx
He later found the printouts... in the pile by the printer.
Dear Support,
I have printed out a 10 pages paper at around 11:00, but the printout was
taken by someone.
I would like to know:
i) How can I claim that lost formally.
ii) How can I catch the thief (I am serious, I will call the police if I am
not satisfied)
iii) Can you suggest any ways that I could get my printout back before I go
any further ?
Best Regards,
xxxx
He later found the printouts... in the pile by the printer.
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Date: 2004-10-20 01:45 pm (UTC)"But I'm the one who listed them stolen!"
"Doesn't matter, sir, they're still stolen, and no report was made to list them as being found, we'll have to turn you over to the police. We take printout theft very seriously."