[identity profile] jacobine.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Cut and pasted verbatim. Feel my pain.

Email from user:

Time: 12:53
Subj: Server?
Body: I need to get a new server(Think that's what it's called) added to my computer. Thanks

Time: 1:20
Subj: ????
Body: I need something to be added onto my computer.


My response:
Can you be a little more specific? You need access to one of the servers, or you need something physically added?

(Is this also what the second email you sent was about? If it's an emergency, please call us, as email isn't always the fastest way to get in touch with us.)


His reply back:
I moved to another computer in the office because mine keeps messing up(pop ups, etc.)........ I cannot find the server we save everything on, and I need to it to do my work. Both emails are about the same thing. I think I need the server to be actually added on to my computer. They have added it before on this computer, but I guess since I am under my name, it does not show up or it is in a different place. It's........ foralexis...... I'm not sure of the whole name but that's the main part of the server


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And yes, email really isn't the fastest way to find us -- our help desk generally isn't way too busy, so usually we'll pick up the phone immediately.

Date: 2004-07-13 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boredevilperson.livejournal.com
I had a similar one to that today . . .

"One of our people can't print a report to one of the network printers Fix it"

Who? What report? What printer? GAAAAH!

Date: 2004-07-13 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogsolitude.livejournal.com
My favorite is when I used to come back from lunch and there'd be a laptop on my desk. No note, no clues as to why this laptop is on my desk, or who it belongs to, it would just be there. So I'd be like 'Cool! This must be Free Laptop day' and I'd throw it in a drawer. And then about 3 days later, I'd get the call, 'Did you fix my laptop?' Noooo.... Did you want me to?

Date: 2004-07-13 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docskurlock.livejournal.com
ROFL. Free laptop day.

This reminds me of when I would get calls.

"I can't print."

Ok...

Date: 2004-07-14 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] said-by-me.livejournal.com
My favorite is still "Nothing works"
Can you be more specific on what doesn't work?
No.
Does Windows start?
Yes.
Can you launch IE?
Yes.
Can you launch Outlook?
Yes.
All the way through every application except their AIM or Yahoo or some crap like that.

Date: 2004-07-14 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] docskurlock.livejournal.com
Ah yes, my favorite user is the head attorney who will call up sometimes and go
"none of the computers are working, they all crashed."

I go up there and it's one computer, and it's usually something simple. I love the vagueness that users "use"

Date: 2004-07-15 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dmsalem00.livejournal.com
WEATHERBUG'S NOT WORKING D=

YOU'VE GOT TO FIX IT IT'S ALSO MAKING MY BIG PURPLE MONKEY NOT TALK!!

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