Dear Crazy Lady,

[warlockd.livejournal.com]

Just saying "My CD-ROM don't work" helps, but saying, "I accidentally knocked over my cup of coffee, it dripped inside the mechanism and it now makes a grinding noise." would help much more.

Also, screaming about our high repair prices and mentioning that the Nazi's had the right idea about Jews won't get service quicker.

Thank you.

PS -Acts of God and Stupidity are not covered by our Warrenty.

Comments

[japester.livejournal.com]

Nazi's are only useful for Godwin's Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law)