*Wimper*

[mouser.livejournal.com]

...today I had to walk someone through how to load a WebEx session....

Paying the price for forgetting rule #1

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Rule #1 of course being "users lie".

I'm installing a printer in the Endoscopy Dept. at the local hospital, and having a hard time finding the right port. Most of the rooms aren't signposted, and the ones that are marked aren't numbered in any logical order, so I stick my head through a door that doesn't have any medical equipment inside and ask for directions.

"I know exactly where that's going!" bellows the helpful user joyfully. "$BOSS_LADY told me to expect you!"

( Awesome. )