Technically Speaking

[rooftopaccess.livejournal.com]

thought you guys might get a laugh out of this blog:

http://www.techspeakblog.com/


(ps. i'm not a spammer, i promise! i just never post on here because i don't work in tech support, but love reading the posts)

EDIT: ALRIGHT HEY GUYS THIS IS A JOKE WEBSITE JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, HAHA GET IT?
(ps. a bit of a backstory: it's an in-joke on a forum that i post on, where if anyone asks a tech support related question (something that is normally off-topic on the forum), we respond with overcomplicated nonsense, obviously the humour is lost here, lol?)

Storms aplenty...

[russianswinga.livejournal.com]

Backgound... I am in San Diego, and have been subjet to a week of typhoon-force storms, rain, hail, etc. for the past week.


No, you can't get your email today. Why? Because your router is fried.
Why is it fried? Well that's a valid question. You didn't plug it into the UPS along with the rest of the equipment.
Then your building was hit by fucking lightning.

No, your OWA connector won't be working either.
Yes, you can get a shared exchange service through us, which will guarantee 24/7 email with no outages. This will cost about 10X the fees you're paying now. Then you can have your iphones, blackberries, blueberries, strawberries, and any other fruit happily syncing with exchange even when your building burns down.

Until then, sit tight. The router will be overnighted, and we will spend a small chunk of our weekend configuring your VPNs so you can have your precious email monday morning. And you better believe we're billing you overtime.