Famous

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Customer: I'm famous you know.

Me: That's nice.

Customer: I'm a famous writer. I'm famous. I've had 21 books printed. I'm read around the world.

Me: That's nice.

Customer: Well... I need my email.

Me: I understand. Are you receiving your email?

Customer: Uh, uh, well, uh yeah. But I really need my email.

Me: Right. So you said. Is your email working OK?

Customer: Uh, I, uh, I think so.

Me: Good. Have you had problems with email in the past?

Customer: Uh, no. No, uh, I don't think so.

Me: Good. If you do, call us, OK?

Customer: I'm famous you know! I'm a famous writer!

Me: Congratuations sir. Keep on writing. Have a nice day.

*CLICK*

My Boss: Yeah, so is our former manager. So what?

Yeahhhhhh...