Creepy...

[tanamiya.livejournal.com]

Well, I found your problem, sir. The reason Norton won't install on your hard drive is because you don't have enough hard disk space left. WinDirStat tells me that over 90% of the 250GB drive is taken up by your collection of photographs. Thankfully, the Privacy Act forbids me to figure out that they're pictures you've taken of random women who don't know you're taking pictures of them from the safety of your own car. Or from behind bushes. Or from around buildings.

It's unfortunate you can't get locked away for being a total creeper. Please find yourself a new hobby. =(

Gold.

[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

Career defining moment

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Installing a DVD-writer in the autopsy room at the local hospital, I realise I grabbed E-SATA cable out of the parts bin rather than SATA, and a jog back to the van for the right one will take 20 minutes, going over the time they've allocated for me to do the work.

I ask the manager how to best handle the situation and he suggests that I take my time fetching the cable because they can easily kit me out in a gown and waterproof boots and throw up a couple of splatter screens so they can get on with their work while I get on with mine.

I nod and smile at this, but inwardly I'm whimpering because I've already seen the tools they laid out for the job. I may turn vegetarian. Or give up eating altogether.

Fortunately for my peace of mind, the ambulance carrying the body was late.

On an unrelated note, I'm studying for a hardware cert at the moment, and it's deadly dry stuff. Can anyone give me some study tips?

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[mix-hyenataur.livejournal.com]

So I got this email from some "we text you random tickets over the phone. Accept/Deny?" places.

I visit their site and notice "live help chat" and wanted to make sure they weren't scammers.

Please wait for the next available representative…
Herm Afrodite: HELP

You are next in queue. We will be with you in just a moment.
Ilya: Hi, Please hold on a moment while I review your problem. I will be with you shortly.
Ilya: How can I help?
Herm Afrodite: I can't get off ( Read more... )