Impaitent self important fucks

[buckaction.livejournal.com]

( Dear Cocksmootch Customer, )

( (Bonus Cow-Worker Suck) )

Can you tell that i'm just slightly pissed?

Now i'm going to go watch Dollhouse and hopefully calm the fuck down.

Thanks to the awesome people that keep us employed.

[sgt-easton.livejournal.com]

Customer: "I can close my laptop while the power's on? Huh. I've always shut it off first."

Followed by this gem a few minutes later:

"I'm so happy I just figured out how to save files. Now I don't have to retype my resume every time I print it out."

I wish I was making this shit up.