Impaitent self important fucks

[buckaction.livejournal.com]

A big hearty FUCK YOU, to you, you DICK. Stop trying to fucking pressure me into joining your goddamn bridge call UNTIL you've provided me with the outputs I need to diagnose your fucking server problem.

What the fuck do you expect me to say anyway? Yes I know your case has been open 2 hours (WELL within SLA i might add), but I've ONLY JUST taken over the case. Give me 15 lousy fucking minutes, not to mention the actual diagnostic output which is still missing, before you start pissing your pants about the stupid ass bridge call. Is that REALLY too much to ask for?


It's always the same shit on Bridge calls. They never consist of anything but 15 different assholes all fucking bellowing at me about what's wrong with their precious fucking server. I DONT KNOW YET, because you haven't given me enough information to perform a proper analysis by!




Dear Bigger Cocksmootch Cow-workers in some other state whom I never met or whose name i've never even heard before today,

A even bigger and heartier FUCK YOU to you as well, you fucking douchenozzle. Not only for trying to take credit for MY work, but also for fucking outright LYING about what I did, and did not do, in the process of working the case. I had the diagnosis of the failed system board, along with the ACTUAL cause of the panics (file system corruption), that you totally fucking missed and never said one work about.

What makes me even more livid is that the customer sings this jerk's praises while fucking blasting me apart. This jerkoff is basically paid to suck this self important customer's dick, but I'm not. I had 2 dozen + other cases plus incoming calls to deal with. He was sitting on his fat fucking ass at home.

FUCK you asshole. I hope you choke to death on that customer's gallon of donkey cum.



Can you tell that i'm just slightly pissed?

Now i'm going to go watch Dollhouse and hopefully calm the fuck down.

Comments

[arabwel.livejournal.com]

FUcking twatwarts. I hope they burn.

*offers booze to go with the Dollhouse*

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

they should rename this community to "IT staff venting" again and again and again ....

[jecook]

... 'elitest nerd posse' ain't good enough fer ya?

[mantriddrone.livejournal.com]

ok a compromise. how about "i hate helping users caus they are stupider than me when all i'd rather do is play WOW and perpetuate the stereotype of unhelpful aloof IT staff" ?

[greenmansgrove.livejournal.com]

If you're so grumpy with the content, there's always the option of leaving the community.

[tuba-man.livejournal.com]

*offers troll-b-gone*

[jecook]

There's also the BanHammer, if the troll annoys the mod enough. >:)

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

when customers fit the stereotype of being clueless n00bs, who are illiterate period, not just computer illiterate...it's not our fault. i'd love to have a job where i don't encounter that. where do YOU work?

[tragicsupergirl.livejournal.com]

*offers more booze*

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

Offers cake and booze

[tullamoredew.livejournal.com]

got half a bottle of calvados left from Friday, you're welcome to that mate :)

[lunatic59.livejournal.com]

*offers hooker and booze*

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

What, no casino?

[vulpisfoxfire.livejournal.com]

*offers detox program for all the booze these people keep pushing on you* ;-)

[biggeek.livejournal.com]

Don't mince words, Bones. What you really think?

[devilish69angel.livejournal.com]

yay dollhouse!!