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Sep. 3rd, 2009 09:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear woman who sounds like a twelve-year-old,
No, I don't take you seriously. It's not some kind of woman-on-woman hate here, but you were using the flirty voice five minutes ago and now you're using the high-school bitch one. Both sound infantile an that's why you keep finding yourself on hold.
Is it that you think that by sounding like a child, you will be less threatening and that people will want to take care of you? Do you think that by imitating an adolescent, that it will spark some maternal instinct in me that will magically make everything better? What cartoon did you watch as a youngster put this notion into your head that a cutesy little voice like that was going to get you anything?
Tits don't work over the phone; more importantly, they don't work with me.
No, I don't take you seriously. It's not some kind of woman-on-woman hate here, but you were using the flirty voice five minutes ago and now you're using the high-school bitch one. Both sound infantile an that's why you keep finding yourself on hold.
Is it that you think that by sounding like a child, you will be less threatening and that people will want to take care of you? Do you think that by imitating an adolescent, that it will spark some maternal instinct in me that will magically make everything better? What cartoon did you watch as a youngster put this notion into your head that a cutesy little voice like that was going to get you anything?
Tits don't work over the phone; more importantly, they don't work with me.