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[lolotehe]

Dear woman who sounds like a twelve-year-old,

No, I don't take you seriously. It's not some kind of woman-on-woman hate here, but you were using the flirty voice five minutes ago and now you're using the high-school bitch one. Both sound infantile an that's why you keep finding yourself on hold.

Is it that you think that by sounding like a child, you will be less threatening and that people will want to take care of you? Do you think that by imitating an adolescent, that it will spark some maternal instinct in me that will magically make everything better? What cartoon did you watch as a youngster put this notion into your head that a cutesy little voice like that was going to get you anything?

Tits don't work over the phone; more importantly, they don't work with me.

Comments

[gotica.livejournal.com]

Hmm the "sweet and innocent" act works sometimes but you need the intelligence to know when to use it and when to stop.

And of course it wouldn't work on other females :P

[falnfenix]

nice assumption. depending on the woman on the receiving end, it may work.

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

if she's a sucker.

[falnfenix]

hence the "may" part of my statement. :)

[reanimated.livejournal.com]

i take it from the post you're female, which makes the behavior pretty hilarious. what was she thinking?

[lolotehe]

She wasn't.

[jokergirl.livejournal.com]

I guess it always worked *before*. :P