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Dear Jerkoff,

I don't care what rank you were when you were in the military. You're out now, so it ceases to matter that you were a colonel in the Air Force. You really want to know the Marines' opinion about the Air Force? Didn't think so.

Your previous (PREVIOUS, get it through your head) rank status does NOT entitle you to have your own personal IT bitch. It does NOT entitle you to tell me to "drop what you're doing now and fix my card reader". It does NOT entitle you to wait until 10 minutes before you have to leave to give me your laptop for a LAST MINUTE INSTALL (when you've been here for TWO WEEKS), and then BITCH because the install doesn't move as fast as you want it to.

And no, sir, I can't "make the install go faster". Well, I can, but that means I ABORT the install and you don't get your damn program.

No, I'm not going to make you "one of those cable thingies for the network or whatever". I guarantee your office in Colorado has them. No, I'm not going to make you "one of those cable thingies for the network or whatever" because you "don't want a used one". It's not a car, it's a CAT-5 CABLE. And no, I'm not going to make a special trip to your office - FIVE HOURS AWAY, one way - to help you plug peripherals into your docking station. If you seriously can't figure out two USB cables and the COLOR CODED KEYBOARD CABLE, you don't need a damn computer.

Also ...
No, I can't help you with a website that won't load when it says it's an internal error. No, I can't call that website. No, I'm not trying to avoid doing work. Yes, I AM trying to avoid getting fired and going to jail for breaking your damn Latitude D630 over your head. No, I'm not going to give you monitors out of an office that I'm not even BASED IN.

I cannot wait until you and your entitlement whore attitude are in an entirely different state.

And no ... you don't need "extra programs, just in case".

*headdesk*