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[demented-pants.livejournal.com]

From a help e-mail a coworker got yesterday:

"how can i collaborate through online collaboration"

His response? Well, sir, first you have to collaborate....

Not to the user, of course. The user got a "sorry, you're not affiliated with the University" canned answer.

Dear customers, I hate you all

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Dear stupid customer,

You spent 4 days bitching at us to cancel your ADSL so the codes would come off your phone line so you could go get ADSL2+ with some other ISP (yey, no fast churn).

So we get it done, and the MINUTE the codes drop, you ring up and whine that you need your ADSL and can we turn it back on because you havent got new ADSL sorted out?

FOAD you moron. I wish I could just reply with "LOL... how about no."

Mixed ports

[mars822.livejournal.com]

( Who says you can't run two apps on the same port? )