Dear customers, I hate you all

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Dear stupid customer,

You spent 4 days bitching at us to cancel your ADSL so the codes would come off your phone line so you could go get ADSL2+ with some other ISP (yey, no fast churn).

So we get it done, and the MINUTE the codes drop, you ring up and whine that you need your ADSL and can we turn it back on because you havent got new ADSL sorted out?

FOAD you moron. I wish I could just reply with "LOL... how about no."

Comments

[jill-idle.livejournal.com]

i would have no problem charging them a minimum server period and connection fee. No problem at all. :)

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Oh I'm pretty sure we're going to at least charge him the full reconnection fee. And bizarrely he doesnt seem to care! WTF.

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

Heh: ".......computer says no."

I've always said that business would operate under far less stress and better economy if it wasn't for customers.

[g33klady.livejournal.com]

Just have to say that your icon made me LOL - easily the best line from that entire series!

[salavora.livejournal.com]

Urgh,
what an idiot of a customer!

I probably would have tried to make him sweat a little...
Like "Oh, it says here, you wanted to have your ADSL dropped ASAP, so we did this as fast as possible, but there is still some paperwork that needs to be processed internal bevore we can give you a new ADSL connection...."