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[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

stolen from allah_sulu

It's like doing 20 mph in a Porsche...

[alstaria.livejournal.com]

Dear luser,


If you have a machine capable of running Windows Vista Home Premium, why the frak are you trying to connect to the Internet using dial-up?

::headesk::,

Alstaria

EDIT: I understand that high speed internet is not available everywhere but the luser in question lives in the Los Angeles metro area. I'd be very, very surprised if they are in a high speed dead zone.

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[ahamay.livejournal.com]

Anyone else wince as much as I do every time you have to explain where the customer should type "www.domainname.com"? Inevitably they are typing the damn thing into a search engine (WTF). And then when you try to explain they should be typing that into the Address Bar you get met with confused silence. "What you mean the google bar?" NO I DON'T MEAN THE GOOGLE BAR!!!

And God help you if the URL you are trying to point them to has something other than "www" in front of it. No stupid customer... "www" does not mean anything anymore. Every freaking website name does not need to start with it all the time. Jesus...