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[tovasshi.livejournal.com]

I was told to post this here as you folk love these things. I work in a store that sells and fixes computers, and we even help people over the phone. My boss actually told me this one. I have more to share later.

*Phonecall*

Boss: "Hello, *boss* speaking how may I help you"
Guy: "Hi, aren't these RAM sticks supposed to be guaranteed for life?"
Boss: "Yup."
Guy: "Okay, its just that mine is broken in half..."
Boss: "Broken in half?
Guy: "Yeah, it says here on the box that the RAM is expandable... So I tried expanding it..."
Boss: *Slow Facepalm*

Tell me more about your experience!

[jimbojones.livejournal.com]

[Coworker] and I were looking over resumes for a prospective new hire position today, and noticed that [coworker]'s most favored applicant so far listed - I shit you not - "Acrobat Reader" as one of his "computer experience" bullet points.

Wow. Acrobat Reader. You can double-click the PDF file and watch it open up in Reader, huh? HIRE THIS KID NOW!