Managerial laughs.

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While expounding the virtues of the zombie apocalypse to the rest of my team, one of the members denigrates the undeniable, holy inevitability of said apocalypse. The heretic denied loving zombies.

So I look at my manager who happens to be walking by, and I say to him, "$NAME! Even YOU like zombies, right???"

To which he replies, "No, no, I only like straight guys!"

*silence*.
*stare*.
*everyone bursts out laughing*.