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Feb. 12th, 2008 08:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I'm thinking I take a handset into her cube and hold down 1,3,7 for a good 2 minutes or so...
Adapted from a call this morning:
Phone: *Ring Ring*
Me: Good morning and thank you for calling the competition hotline, if you can follow my instructions to solve your problem without deviation, repetition or hesitation you win the prize of not being mocked, are you ready to play?
User: I sure am Bob!
Me: Alrighty then, please tell me your tech support query.
User: Well Bob, I can't log into my email this morning, it's popping up a box asking me for my username and password.
Me: No problem Jim, just enter your username and password to log in!
User: Okay... When I try that it says my password has expired.
Me: No problem Jim, just press CTRL+ALT+
User: It's not doing anything?
Me: CTRL+ALT+DEL Jim, and you'll see the-
User: CTRL+ALT+
Me: That's right Jim, press those buttons and-
User: OH, CTRL+ALT+
Me: You're welcome Jim, but unfortunately you didn't win the grand prize today, try calling back when your IQ reaches double figures! Goodbye, and thanks for playing!