Jan. 6th, 2008

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[identity profile] siliconshaman.livejournal.com
I figure, by the time most of you read this it'll be Sunday, or maybe even Monday...and you'll need a laugh.

Abbott and Costello do tech support.
[identity profile] hobbsee.livejournal.com
Thanks for all the great laughs from here! 

One of my own:

Dear friend's father,

Adding more hard disk space will not make your computer go noticeably faster. 

Hard disk != Ram.

How many times do I need to explain this to you?

No love,
Me.
[identity profile] mouser.livejournal.com
In my building, I've go an untouchable manager. You know the type: The higher ups love him because when he kisses ass he uses tounge; peers and subordinates hate him and will dance on his grave, etc.

Today one of the girls that works for him confided in me that he's attaching his laptop to my network to watch porn.

Now, I can't bring it to HR (I want to) because she asked me not to, and all it would do would be a warning to him and to get her position "excessed" and bringing it to his boss would just get a "Boys will be Boys" and again her job would be threatened...

Shutting the computer out completely lacks... subtley...

I love being able to access the firewall after I leave work (when he saw me leave). And I've SO been meaning to try that "Bandwidth Management" feature....

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