scenes from an email...

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If I were to print out this email, it would be 3 pages (with no double-spacing) and I am still trying to figure out what it has to do with us.... but here are some of my favorite sentences from it...

"My problems seem to grow when I use commercial antispyware." - ok, so you use what? some home brewed antispyware app?

"I could not open the Arabic music site and/or Algerian musician songs I wanted to listen to yesterday night." - and this has what, exactly, to do with us?

"My font is changing as I am typing this message but my upstairs neighbor did not bang on my ceiling as I am typing this message to you though. He did it however earlier on today when I could not open the page I wanted." - this was just thrown in randomly in the middle of the email... I have no idea why...

"My problems seem to have gone from bad to worse once the compound where I am living got wireless internet. It was high speed and free and offered to all. I was bluntly refused participation but then after they got hooked,  it seemed that they all got hooked to me." - I'm sorry, did you say COMPOUND?!

"I have been hanging on the computer more than usual because I hardly go outside my unit." - Unit?! UNIT?! Where are they writing from?!

"Microsoft people are very into my camera or so I seem to think because I tried their internet service last month, MSN, but then got nowhere with it. It was a nightmare and when I uninstalled it, it told me bluntly "wait while we uninstall your camera...." I could not believe what I was reading. I told it to MSN people when I called to stop my service with them and I got so worried that I did an entire destructive recovery of my computer system and have uninstalled ever since MSN browser." - ummm.... what?! camera....? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!

"I somehow worry about "outsourcing." I feel that it is more open to hacking." - again, WTF are you talking about?!

I am just gonna reply with "??????????????????????"