heh

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Sly says:
I wonder if I Can not go in sunday, since last sunday I Wans't supposed o go in
Sly says:
I want to get drunk at work again
Queen of the Rodeo says:
again?
Queen of the Rodeo says:
shit i know i couldn't do my job drunk
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"thank you for calling $company tech support, my name is clover"
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"yes, clover, my computer won't turn on"
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"did you press the power button?"
Queen of the Rodeo says:
*insert slight slurring*
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"yes, clover, but nothing happens"
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"well, you must be doing it wrong. press the button and will it to be so with your mind!"
Sly says:
haha
Sly says:
I focus on getting to paid to not work
Queen of the Rodeo says:
actually, it'd be meaner than that
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"i'm getting a ntldr error"
Queen of the Rodeo says:
"well then tell that little bastard to do right, goddamn it!"
Sly says:
hah
Sly says:
I get a lot of women to want to have phone sex with me or atleat flirt with me over the phone when i'm drnk n taking calls