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[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

Calls today have gone from "Hi, this Payroll and our webforms are fucked and so no one is getting paid if we don't fix this" to "WHY CAN'T I GET MY MAIL EVEN THOUGH NO ONE ELSE ON CAMPUS CAN BECAUSE THE SERVER IS DEAD OMG."

Guess which one got bumped up.

The payroll fixed itself, by voodoo evidently, but we like it when it does that. :D

"user is power off"

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

What a way to start the day.

If I am lucky, this might equate to "user is breathing negative" or "user is pulse-challenged"... but no. :-(

"user is power off and its back and its still showing the error messages"

I'm still not sure... what could user error messages be? Eyes rolling back in head? Tongue hanging out? Drool? No, still, no such luck....

"user is power off and its back and its still showing the error messages this printer is in her office and she said its on the network"

Apparently the user is actually breathing postitve and the problem is with their printer. Damn. It could have been such an exciting morning!