"user is power off"

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

What a way to start the day.

If I am lucky, this might equate to "user is breathing negative" or "user is pulse-challenged"... but no. :-(

"user is power off and its back and its still showing the error messages"

I'm still not sure... what could user error messages be? Eyes rolling back in head? Tongue hanging out? Drool? No, still, no such luck....

"user is power off and its back and its still showing the error messages this printer is in her office and she said its on the network"

Apparently the user is actually breathing postitve and the problem is with their printer. Damn. It could have been such an exciting morning!

Comments

[kostika.livejournal.com]

And in English?

Users really need to learn it.

(sorry hit post too early first time)

[compsth.livejournal.com]

Sadly this wasn't from the user. It was a ticket that came in from our call center.

[kostika.livejournal.com]

Oh my.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

In the Air Force, when a plane was dead/broke, the call sign was Tits-Up. Sounds like this person has a similar problem. Maybe there was a chair/gravity realignment?

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

please advise that if the user is powered off, they may have more pressing concerns over where the printer is located.

[ladydiana.livejournal.com]

Sounds like George.