Several months ago, I accepted a management position, handling high-level escalations and daily workflow in my department. I was hoping that since I didn't have to talk to end users anymore, that I was endering some kind of nerd nirvana, working closely with other technical professionals.
This delusion lasted the better part of a minute.
Ever since, I've been amazed at the sheer number of tech managers and area managers that try to get me to do special favors for them, simply because they're lazy, and/or don't want their cost center charged for something... case in point, from an email I reveived this morning:
omg_teh_funnay,
This customer has had performance problems with his laptop. We have already re-imaged his laptop and he is still having problems hence the reason for his memory upgrade request. If we open another break/fix ticket can we do a T30 for T40/T41/T43 swap? Thanks!OK, what? He's having memory/resource issues, so you had your guys reimage - OK, I can go with that. But NOW you've determined that he doesn't have enough memory, so you want me to cut you some slack and break process (T43 laptops are only handed out to users with T23 or older laptops) so that you don't have to order a pair of 512MB sticks? Fucking useless...
Following the Email Chain, I find the user's email that started it all:
The purpose of this letter is to justify the need for a memory upgrade for my Laptop computer, an IBM T-30. The current RAM capacity on my computer is 512M, which is not enough to support the size of documents that I currently work with. These files exceed, at times, 12M. When working on them, the computer will lock up and I'll have to exit the program and re-enter. The computer has been reimaged with negative results. After speaking with the [outsourced company] technologist, a memory upgrade seems to be the only alternative. I am open for any suggestions as to handle this type of problem, but until it can be resolved, I can not support my deadlines and commitments to the business. Thank you any help that you may be able to offer.
I have attched the quote forwarded to me with the cost of the upgrade.OK, this is where I REALLY start getting pissy - the EU sent in a request (blessed by his manager) to upgrade from our stock 512MB RAM, to 1GB RAM... and then the tech manager asks me for a brand-new unit, under a break/fix instead of the more-appropriate IMAC (install, Add, Move, Change). Feck that noise. I'm not gonna deplete my stock and play the 'laptop shuffle' while having to justify the out-of-process swap because you don't want your guy to have to (Gods forbid) undo 5 screws for a memory upgrade that costs your department less than a third of a whole system.
Sadly, that's probably what I'm going to end up doing. We don't want to look like we're not "team players," but dammit, what's the point in having me spend nearly a quarter of my time working on process docs if everyone gets to igmore them?
I'm gonna start charging for this. A case of GOOD beer for each time I gotta break the processes that THEY told me we had to have in place.
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omg_teh_funnay