OMG

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

BEST VOICEMAIL EVER! This is a 100% genuine voice mail left in our tech support left over the weekend. I had to share it with you guys. I cut out any personal information left, so imagine it to be an extra 30 seconds longer than it is.

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[bamatone.livejournal.com]

Just end the call! (And so forth.)

Priceless!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

he says it 30 times!

[bamatone.livejournal.com]

He owns about 20-30,000 industrial magazines and so forth!

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

And he's a scientist, industrialist and so forth!

[tsutton.livejournal.com]

What it saying? I'm deaf. :(

Thanks

[nyquilusa.livejournal.com]

Ugh, it just goes on and on and on! This is paraphrased, but you get the gist of his rambling message:

I'm an industrialist and president chief exectutive officer. You don't have to call me back. I'm calling you to request a package or publication or catalog about your software product.

I have industrial networking businesses all over the country. Blah blah blah. Send me a package. All I have now is a piece of paper with your info. Send me a package. I'll get ahold of you when I get the package. I have all kinds of software and so forth. That's how the network operates. We produce lots of things, and that produces good returns on investment. So send me a catalog or publication. Then I'll get ahold of you and so on and so forth. I'm doing this under a US Govt contract. We expect operations to go way into the future. We produce lots of things. I'm also an industrialist doctor and scientist and so forth. Send me a package. Have a nice day, see you later.

[tsutton.livejournal.com]

Whoa, he doesn't stop blabbing away!

Thanks for the text version.

[nuadha-prime.livejournal.com]

The best part is by the second half of the message, he is ending almost every sentence with "...and so forth." Sometimes, he just pauses for a second between sentences and throws an "and so forth" in for good measure between the sentences.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

People are so fucking ridiculous.

[squigit.livejournal.com]

Man, that reminds me of "Crazy Voicemail Lady!" We used to have someone call over every major holliday with some stream of conciousness about how she through were the government, and were watching her through her soup, or something equally absurd. Sadly, after our phone system was redone her calls don't make it to my office anymore.