Dr. Dimwit
Jun. 7th, 2006 07:52 pm![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
But I wonder, do I really want someone operating on me who doesn't understand the difference between the right and left mouse buttons?
I never thought I would have all these stories to tell at the end of a week, but I guess I was wrong.
My final call of the night was a 95 year old man.
Now he could not hear me, and he had to use a magnifying glass to see things on the screen. I had to repeat myself a couple of times.
After doing some initial stuff, come to find out that we had more than just internet problems.
I'm cleaning this up for our virgin eyes:
Customer: Well, ever since yesterday, I haven't been able to get to isp.net. My homepage changes to spacezoomer.com. I never asked for that.
Me: Ok, so were getting our homepage redirected. We may have something on there that may of accidentally been downloaded either by someone, or by a website that is less reputable.
Customer: Hmm, well I'm the only person that surfs this pc. You know, I was trying to surf girlsgonewild.com because I love those college girls I always see on the tv, and it keeps me happy. Ever since the screen turned green when I was on their server, i've been getting porno popups. Not that those are bad or anything, but their not the hottest chicks in the world. By some strange reason my homepage has been changing to AOL.com. Can I sue AOL?*laughs*
Oh, there's another popup. I mean you should see this chicks ***** and ******, their nasty.
Me: Sir, this is not something I need to know.
Customer: Well, I figure your a young man, you would enjoy these type of popups.
Me: If we can get back at the issue at hand....
Customer: I think I broke this machine.
Me: You didn't break it, you just infected it with something bad. Now I'd probably put the blame on the girlsgonewild.com site did it for you, but I'm just making an assumption.
Customer: I bet it was AOL.
Me: Hard to say, but let me see if I can change your homepage back to isp.net for now, and we'll talk about the spyware later.
Customer: Yeah, I love *******, ******, and ********, but I don't want to have ******* ****** ******* all over the system. My grandkids surf on this.
Me: Yeah, they won't want to see that type of stuff.
Customer: Damn straight.
You know, I never thought that I would have such a strange week, but it's hard to top that exciting week of crazy idiots calling into my world. I can't wait for next week where I'll have 6 days off. But for now I'll have 2. Time to sit back, and relax for 2 days.
FREEDOM!