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thecolorblue.livejournal.comi think a part of me dies every time i ask the question "what's the public/WAN address?" and get an answer starting with "192..." or "10..."
at least we have the chicken.
at least we have the chicken.
Jan. 17th, 2006
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Jan. 17th, 2006 11:08 amsami-rdwd.livejournal.comLovely User:
If you're going to call and ask my assistance, and I'm going to connect to you over VNC, please do me a favor and do not click on everything under the sun and especially do not attempt to take control of the mouse when I have control of it. I'm attempting to help you. Help me help you!
If you're going to call and ask my assistance, and I'm going to connect to you over VNC, please do me a favor and do not click on everything under the sun and especially do not attempt to take control of the mouse when I have control of it. I'm attempting to help you. Help me help you!
it's called vibrate, yo
Jan. 17th, 2006 03:44 pmthecolorblue.livejournal.comdear coworker,
this morning marks the 5,708,923 time your phone has rung at work. this means i have heard your ringtone 5,708,923 times. while it is not the most annoying ringtone in the world, i was pretty much over it after the 3rd time. that means that the other 5,708,920 times have just increased my ire toward you and your stupid fucking cell phone.
somehow, you manage to ignore the multiple emails our boss has sent around about keeping our phones on vibrate. somehow, despite everyone else's ability to turn their phones on vibrate, you insist on having it ring. i suppose your penis is also incredibly large.
if you were a car, you would be a hummer. your conspicous consumption is SERIOUSLY harshing my mellow.
love and kisses,
me
this morning marks the 5,708,923 time your phone has rung at work. this means i have heard your ringtone 5,708,923 times. while it is not the most annoying ringtone in the world, i was pretty much over it after the 3rd time. that means that the other 5,708,920 times have just increased my ire toward you and your stupid fucking cell phone.
somehow, you manage to ignore the multiple emails our boss has sent around about keeping our phones on vibrate. somehow, despite everyone else's ability to turn their phones on vibrate, you insist on having it ring. i suppose your penis is also incredibly large.
if you were a car, you would be a hummer. your conspicous consumption is SERIOUSLY harshing my mellow.
love and kisses,
me
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Jan. 17th, 2006 05:19 pmdr-atheist.livejournal.comIt's 5 minutes till the end of my day, an email comes into the queue.
"can you move filename from my desktop to otherusers desktop?"
What makes it worse is that I am on mainframe support, and was helping her with (VMS not Windows) server issues less than five minutes earlier!
"can you move filename from my desktop to otherusers desktop?"
What makes it worse is that I am on mainframe support, and was helping her with (VMS not Windows) server issues less than five minutes earlier!
Attention Asshats
Jan. 17th, 2006 08:03 pmblossomingfire.livejournal.comYou see that "workstation only" box on the netware client screen? Why is it none of you can grasp the VERY SIMPLE concepts that if you check the box, you DON'T connect to the network, you DON'T have access to your user directory, and I am going to point and laugh at you when you call and whine about not being able to get to your files.
At least I'm not the one that looked like an idiot in front of 50 students, but hey, you're the one with the doctorate. What do I know?
At least I'm not the one that looked like an idiot in front of 50 students, but hey, you're the one with the doctorate. What do I know?
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