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[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

I work in the email/remote access queue so we always get hardware and network calls. Flat tire? Call email queue. Pizza delivery late? Must be email-related.

This lady just called me in the email queue to find out how to turn off the embedded number keypad on her Thinkpad.

That "all other issues" button a couple down from "email" must really faze them.

Joshua

[krrayn.livejournal.com]

I sometimes feel like Matthew Broderick watching the WOPR play Global Thermonuclear War against itself at the end of Wargames when dealing with some customers.

I just want to shout, "Come on, LEARN, dammit!"

you didn't jump quick enough !!!!!!

[255-255-255-0.livejournal.com]

Some employee tells me that they are getting “an” error message but when he clicks “continue” it works fine.
I tell him I’ll look into it.
Next thing he emails, not me, or my manager or his director but the bloody CEO saying I haven’t gotten back to him yet and I said I would !!!!!

Why the hell can’t he email ME what a (*&&^%%$%**$@)
I want to swear at him a LOT but I would be sacked.

Stupid really because next time he emails in a job he will go to the bottom of the shit heap ………………why are people such a F%^$@#$ pain in the Ass????