Of Longhorn and Errorist Alerts

[vtladyhawke.livejournal.com]

My man and I and I were talking on IM about Microsoft's new OS, LongHorn. The "Errorist Alert" bit was authored by Himself, and I felt I had to share. :D

Japhar81: Bill Gates: Longhorn will no longer have a blue screen of death...

VT Ladyhawke: ok...?

Japhar81: Interviewer: Really? You're kidding.

VT Ladyhawke: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Japhar81: Bill: No, no more BSODs, that was critical.

VT Ladyhawke: LOL

Japhar81: Interviewer: Well then, what color WILL they be?

Japhar81: Bill: Red.

VT Ladyhawke: *gigglesnort*

Japhar81: the funny part is, he actually SAID that

VT Ladyhawke: that's just...wow

Japhar81: After the launch of Longhorn, Microsoft will announce their new color coding system of screens of death, including:
Red: For extreme specific errors. An error has in fact already happened.
Orange: For nonspecific systemwide errors, signifying imminent error.
Yellow: An elevated error status, it is suspected that an error could occurr at any time
Blue: The standard error message for vague and undescriptive errors of no substance
Green: No error at this time, but remain on watch for errors.

Japhar81: Microsoft officials expressed great satisfaction regarding their recent work on the new coloring system. "We believe that this system will help keep all users aware of the errorist threat."

VT Ladyhawke: LMAOOOO!!!

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