smaaaaaart
Apr. 22nd, 2005 08:27 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Okay listen up old people (and young alike) when you call someone for tech support, specifically an ISP who basically has all the powers in the world to keep you offline for an entire day (at least I do) - do not FUCK with them.
Got a call today from some dumb ass that thinks he's l33t cause he knows what "ping" is. Anyway, the first thing he asks is "Do you know why my internet is not working?" and right away I know this call is not going to go well. I tell him "I have no clue, but we can troubleshoot to find out". First thing I ask is "What does I.E. say?" he sais "I dont use I.E." - which is understandable, however, we dont support anything BUT I.E.
So I ask again "Lets go ahead and click on Internet Explorer" to which he replies "I think I uninstalled it". Now knowing full well he just lied to my face I'm pissed and no longer nice. "Sir, if you are unwilling to troubleshoot the situation I will be forced to disconnect the call as there are other customers willing to provide me with the information needed to troubleshoot". So then he began to ping a website and got nowhere.. then hes like "okay well, let me bypass the router" (meanwhile I havent said a word since my last statement) - once he bypassed it he was able to connect to the Internet and wouldn't you know it! his last statement to me? "You have been of absolutely no help"
Well guess who's getting signed up for free porn and getting his modem deprovisioned. BEEOTCH!
Got a call today from some dumb ass that thinks he's l33t cause he knows what "ping" is. Anyway, the first thing he asks is "Do you know why my internet is not working?" and right away I know this call is not going to go well. I tell him "I have no clue, but we can troubleshoot to find out". First thing I ask is "What does I.E. say?" he sais "I dont use I.E." - which is understandable, however, we dont support anything BUT I.E.
So I ask again "Lets go ahead and click on Internet Explorer" to which he replies "I think I uninstalled it". Now knowing full well he just lied to my face I'm pissed and no longer nice. "Sir, if you are unwilling to troubleshoot the situation I will be forced to disconnect the call as there are other customers willing to provide me with the information needed to troubleshoot". So then he began to ping a website and got nowhere.. then hes like "okay well, let me bypass the router" (meanwhile I havent said a word since my last statement) - once he bypassed it he was able to connect to the Internet and wouldn't you know it! his last statement to me? "You have been of absolutely no help"
Well guess who's getting signed up for free porn and getting his modem deprovisioned. BEEOTCH!