Make up an answer that would get you fired...

[naggy.livejournal.com]

Please

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[dazzedelf.livejournal.com]

No!

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to tell you how do your job. You've got 5 levels of management for that.

Speaking of which, I've taken the liberty of conferencing in each one of them and they've been listening to you browbeat me because I won't tell you how to alter a legal, binding signed contract to cover your lazy, uneducated redneck ass.

Did I mention I have your name, address, phone number and social security number?

Good things are coming your way...watch the skies.

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

I can't improve on the statement made by voiceofthelost in his response to this post (http://www.livejournal.com/community/techsupport/627915.html):

Fucking klutz...

You're fired.
Get the fuck off my headset.

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

OK.

[residentgeek.livejournal.com]

"We don't support that."

"I really don't give a rat's ass what your 'opinion' is, because you have no idea what you're doing."

"If you'd RTFM, I wouldn't be standing on your desk with a shotgun, now would I?"

"The problem isn't the software. The *problem* is that you're too lazy to learn the software. I'm not going to do it for you."

"I'm not a genius. You're just an idiot."

[dhutch.livejournal.com]

"I MADE it idiot proof you jackass. You are the stupid ass that goes out and hires better idoits."

[sunnylioness.livejournal.com]

We're so shorthanded, I think I'd have to physically show up on a customer property with a weapon to get fired. And I'm simply too lazy to drive that far.

Though "yes I know my moronic sales department promised you that would be in the software. They're assholes and you're fucked" might get me written up.

[druid7.livejournal.com]

"I really don't care. Just shut up and do what I tell you to do."

"Turn off the base unit. Not the fucking monitor, the Base Unit."

"You sound cute. What do you look like?"

"Don't talk to me in that tone of voice. I'm not the idiot here."

"Sure I'll do you job. Just let me know when hell freezes over. Until then do it your damn self."

"I have no idea why your such a dumbass."

"...and for the good of humanity please kill yourself."

"I have no clue. They don't pay me enough to really care to find a fix for it, so just email the treasury team and pray yu don't get fired."

"If you...(deleted instructions on how to cheat the system.)"

"Jesus, why the hell do you people think that works?"

"Sure, my password and id are... , or what the password is..." (We actually had people get fired for this a few weeks ago.)

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

*says nothing, just sends him all kinds of porn spam, sex toys, and other contraband and make sure that the employee gets it at his desk*

Otherwise, why would he be begging? >;)