How to spend a graveyard shift.

[reynardo.livejournal.com]

1) Move the couch form the breakout area (the tiny bit of spare space behind the photocopiers) to the space between the two front desks near the Telly.

2) Heat one entire block of Lindt Dark 70% (1 min 20 in the microwave, stir lightly) until molten.

3) Pull out the strawberries and the apple you brought in, and the bottle of botrytis semillon (non alcoholic, of course *noddle*)

4) Make sure the chicken casserole and the rice are ready in the kitchen too.

5) Fire up the cool documentaries on the cable telly.

6) Sit back with your co-worker and enjoy.


How to spoil the above:

Customer calls.

What Made Me Laugh Today

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

This is part of a conversation with my mother, who I must add is rather conservative woman.


My Mother: I need you to come over tomorrow and fix my computer?

Me: What did you do to it?

My Mother: Nothing! But its running really slow, and when I try to log in *lesbian porn* comes up.

*whispered*